What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

The Allman Brothers.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!