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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Fire Cracker Jokes More Fire Cracker Jokes

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker?

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.