What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.