What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.