What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.