Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.