Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.