How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.