Suntan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits