What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.