How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!