How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!