What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.