How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.