What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

What do you calls sushi in Serbia?

Nishikori

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."