What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted