How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Hr Jokes More Hr Jokes

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**