How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!