Background Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's black on the bottom and white on the top?

Society.

Salvador Dali Jokes More Salvador Dali Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.