Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.