Re-morse code
A telefern
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
I still find you dashing"
Remorse code
He writes scary stories.
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
I Apollogize".
Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.
7-Eleven on the dot.
A bird that talks in morse code !