How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.