How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.