How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.