How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.