What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity