What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature