What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.