How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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By her suntan !

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Don't worry, I pull out.

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.