What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page