How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.