How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.