What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.