Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high