Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.