Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !