How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

License Plate Jokes More License Plate Jokes

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.