Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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