Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself