Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.