Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.