Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.