How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!