How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.