What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Brushing your teeth!

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.