What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.