How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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They like horsin' around.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.