How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!"

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table