How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

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Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.