How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !