How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.