Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.