Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.