What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.