What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)