What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Sociopath Jokes More Sociopath Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.