What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.