What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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He couldn't decide what font to use.

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Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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There was a full stop

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.