How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y