How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.