How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."