How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.