How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!