Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out