What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.