What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.