What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Chemical Jokes More Chemical Jokes

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.