What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins