What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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STARbucks.

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arggg! thar she blows

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C4 yourself!

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I think I'll just hang around.

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You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

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What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.