What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...