What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.