Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.