Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.