How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.