How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!